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claret on my shirt 12:06 Fri Dec 15
Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

Saw it yesterday with the boy who is a huge stars wars fan and even he thought it was poor , action scenes are awesome especially in 3d but the story line is all over the place. The characters are really shallow as well, the swashbuckling kind of characters have gone. Luke sulks his way thru 3/4s of the film and resistance is down to about 10 people by the end of the film. The only twist in the film you can see coming from miles away. Oh well i guess a lot will like it.

oudekerk kid 5:57 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

The bombs are powered by some sort of magnetic device, so dont drop as such as are pulled to target, one of the messages written on them is " Han says hi '.

Gavros 5:57 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

the issue for me was that it was really shit and stupid.

Eddie B 5:54 Tue Jan 16
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Admiral Snackbar 5:08 Tue Jan 16

Eggbert Nobacon 5:30 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

as I said

EXACTLY the same story arc as the Emperor in the first trilogy

appears by hologram
zero backstory
strong with the force
doesn't notice apprentice about to kill him
doe after one big scene

After8 5:27 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

The issue for me was Snoke. He's powerful enough to manipulate strong force users. He can bash General Hux while being a hologram but he suddenly gets killed.

I honestly think he was a hologram and knew Ren would betray him and he'll be in the next film.

Northern Sold 5:11 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.

Ha ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Far Cough 5:10 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.

Admiral Snackbar 5:08 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.
It's a Trap


ag ag ag

Admiral Snackbar 5:08 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.

It's a Trap

Trevor B 5:04 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.

Raggot the hamster.

ooooh Morley Morley 5:03 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.

*Spoiler alert

The hamster is in his colon.

Trevor B 4:57 Tue Jan 16
Re: 100 Storm Troopers.

It's one word, joe.

joe royal 4:56 Tue Jan 16
100 Storm Troopers.

Eggbert Nobacon 4:31 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

* space hamster

Northern Sold 4:06 Tue Jan 16
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I'm surprised you can sleep at night Eddie with that hamster going around and around in your head...

Trevor B 3:33 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

What if their 'space' is different from ours?

Eddie B 3:31 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

And another thing!

At the start when they're trying to drop the bombs onto the Dreadnought, the woman has to press the button to make them drop down to the ship. Drop? They're in fucking SPACE! Nothing drops in fucking space!

Northern Sold 3:14 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

Yeah I mean Jabba the Hut..... 200 stone of sweaty slug like mess... the so called biggest gangster in the galaxy.... BUT because it's in the first 3 films... it is cool and fully understandable

Swiss. 3:12 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

come on a world like Star Wars actually existing somewhere is totally realist. Much more than that Harry Potter stuff.

I mean a ginger with 2 mates...nah total fantasy

Eddie B 3:09 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

As real as my admiration for the legend that is Jar Jar Binks.

Northern Sold 3:06 Tue Jan 16
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Silly Eddie thinks the FORCE is real...

Trevor B 2:39 Tue Jan 16
Re: Star Wars The Last Jedi (spoilers included)

The humour in the original trilogy was natural, with the new movies they are trying way too hard and packing in silly jokes that don't need to be there. the opening of the film was a 2 minute long "yo momma" joke.

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